Holy frick it's been 19292929 chapters and he's only just at hogwarts you'd expect me to be like this at school but during all my tests in English I write like 2 sentences for every test we have TF
He's not even at hogwarts yet
Save, moi
After Gerard's life scarring experience with science (seriously particles n shit this don't add up) he found himself in a train station (well nooooo) filled with people just like his beautiful net worth: £0800001066 pound self only Gerard thought, he was the best of all. Joe shook Gerard off his leg and he fell in the, wait for it: mud and obviously Gerard screamed his head off in the puddle. Like this:
ARGGHGHTHTHTHHHHFHHHHHFUCYOUJOEWARGHTHTHTHTTHCRAPCRAPASSAAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGIVEMEWIPESWIPESINEEDWIPESAHAHGAGSHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAGAGCANYOUEVENREADTHISTHOWHWHHSHSHAHAHAHAHAH
So obviously everyone was staring at him like "wtf?" Gerard noticed his reputation on the line, stood up and flicked that hair like he was the top model (which he is, he was Americas top model age two months) and now instead of staring at him with fear, it was with awe and Gerard flicked dat hair again and said "HUNNY YALL CANT GET ENOUGH OF ME YALLL" (is that how Americans speak?) Joe sighed and shoved Gerard way on the train, and Andy picked up Gerard's cat aka this black and white cat called Mcgonagall (AY that's my cat irl she's a star m8) who proceeded to hiss at Andy and bare her claws. So Andy shoved her onto Gerard who was on the floor for the one billionth time today, Mcgonagall dug her claws into Gerard's side, he squealed, grabbed Mcgonagall and ran to an empty compartment like he was sonic.
"Them friccin muggles can't hurt you now BBY" Gerard whispered to McGee. He dug his hands into his cloak pockets and brought out 3 tubs of black glitter. "Time to make this shit fabulous." He grinned.
After a few minutes of excessive shaking the compartment was completely covered in frickin glitter like it was a black hole or somet fancy idk, Gerard sighed and slouched on his seat, loosing his sassy stance for the first time in his entire life
Gasp
"Is this compartment taken?" Gerard jumped, and sat back up like how he was a few seconds before, because there stood this hot asf boy omg twit twoo.
"Nah you're okay sit down hot stuff" Gerard winked. The boy shrugged and sat down despite this flirting creepy ass White boi.
"May I take a name?' Gerard starbucked like he worked at Starbucks.
"Iero. Frank iero." Frank held out a hand for Gerard to shake, which Gerard did.
"Hey guys, mind if me and Patrick sit?" Gerard jumped again, and saw that frickin emo Pete, who he hated so much omg poser. Oh look it's that smol bean pattycakes that broke his wand smh.
"This is my friend Pete, from emoston primarY." Introduced Frank
Frank!
FRICCING why must the hot people be like this.
"Fight me Pete." Hissed Gerard, which was unexpected AF because Frank thought Gerard was this homeless weed smoking teenager not an actual student that might talk to Pete, you learn something new everyday.
"Get. out. Pete, you poser biTch." Gerard repeated slowly. "Or the window goes up and yAll out." Pete just smirked at this, "at least I know You won't do that, you'd be scared that the wind would ruin your eyeliner." This MADE Gerard get anger and EMBARRASSED so up the window wenT, and with the power of Cillit bang™ Pete flew out. All that could be heard was Pete screaming in the distance. Patrick went pale and ran up to the window to see if he could still see said pETE. "Holy frick moms gonna kill me." Patrick whispered, "not again." But then, because hogwarts is problematic AF the train stopped and they all flipped off their seats and hit the wall.
"It's hogwarts, bitch." Gerard yelled.
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Fanfiction*This is a crack fic don't expect the plot line to make logical sense because I can assure You it doesn't * Gerard flips to hogwarts because the stranger thaT breaks into his house and looks like SHREK on drugs who goes by the name of "HAGIRD" tells...
