*This is a crack fic don't expect the plot line to make logical sense because I can assure You it doesn't *
Gerard flips to hogwarts because the stranger thaT breaks into his house and looks like SHREK on drugs who goes by the name of "HAGIRD" tells...
Im staying up later than I have ever stayed uo ever to write this fic so it better be good but then again it'll probably make no sense I get weird when I'm tired
Dumbledore shoved out his wand (not that one) and waved it around like he was some cringy ass kid on Halloween and zoom zoom all the FRICCING food disappeared. "What the frick-? MY CRÈme brûlée!" Squealed Patrick, who was too young and too innocent and too much the definition of a hufflepuff to swear.
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^ see, now this fic is readily illustrated it's better now. After Patrick stopped crying over his creme Bruleee dumbledore went to the middle of the room and said "Oh well me ducks time to go to beddie byes go to your prefects and they'll show you the way without you getting eaten by the various monsters that we keep in this schoo" Dumbedores saddi and the students looked to the left Take it back now y'all One hop this time Because that's wher tthey keep the prefects and the heads of house which is kinda weird because like heads of house did they like get the founders and takes heads and gives the to heads of house wtf Percy man get you'regrindelwald the ghastly or whoever god rid griffindors head out of my house and you too bill F off you creatures because grindewald the ghastly is Johnny drop and my mum likes himandmt friend s likes hi because he's the ad haterrr but I don't because he is causing a use orskruifj abUsebur he's a good actor but he's not s nice person but the again idkhim I can visit him one day and stalk him to see oh look, my friends talking to mein messenger one sec Ok I back he was flaking about fallout four not the band the game Anyway Gerard did a looks to the left and he saw the bullied joe arms are strong the train I "thought he was a parasite though! " Gerard protestsed but turns out he's not a parasite just a FRICCING WIERDO and he led them back down the stairs to the dungeons WHRE RHEY torutee Patrick stump inthe music young blood porch dismays aka the pheonix isn't THET the space. And it was dark and bloody like a revenge era Gerard way and ash liked it because it wer dark and spooks and shir and she likes that she went To a spoilt house where they throws car. Intestines at her face and she went eith her boyfriend CHIMENNY cricket Jimmy cricket Jimmy stripper Jimmy trigger THSTS his name anyway and Billyie Joe am rent opened the doors and showed them Teri commepkn roomie were manky and had torture equipment to tortoise peasants and there was so much dust Gerard gagged which is unseemely. "Got this nice commoners room four you two live jn😍😍" Billyie said. "Bone apple tea?!" I have a cold and Imsceamjnf "WHREES ME BLEACH!!!!???" Squealed Gerard way yaaaa HEYYYYY yaaaaaaHEYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAA I LOVENTHIS SONG TURN THE BEAT UP Milky Way signed trough the CHIMENNY likes Santa on some high class drugs and gave Gerard some silica bang™™. Bang and the dirt is gone! Gerard was pleased but then he realises that he needless glitter! Gallons of the stuff! "M8/&4 TER MESOME GLITTER MMY SKABE
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