"Here weh are" said the giant oaf Hagrid
"Yea what's this" gestured our Gerard.
"Diagonal alley bitch."
Everyone was looking at Gerard because he was wearing a £10000000 Chanel black cloak encrusted with diamonds with a satin trim that flittered gracefully behind HIIM as he SASHAYED and he had black gloves £1066 pounds from marks and Spencers smiths and basically looked like the queens next in line for the throne. Oh and he was riding on one of mikeys unicorns because the sass prince doesn't have to walk.
"Now Gerard first yeh need a wa-"
"OH MY GEE LOOK AT THAT MAKEUP STORE!!" Gerard squealed and ran towards a store called "rawr XD's makeup shop" he walked in and everything was black and FAB but Gerard bumped into this goddamn emo with his giant slice of pizza in his hand. "ew mind where y'all going" Gerard hissssssssed.
"Excuse me I am the Emo King Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the THIRD😜." Screamed the goddamn emo Pete.
"Well I am the sass prince Gerard Arthur WAY the FIRST' squealed Gerard flipping his shoulder length tomato hair of doom.
"Actually fight me right now😡" yelled Pete (don't ask me how Pete is pronouncing emojis he just is)
"Let's take it outside PETE" Gerard spat
They walked outside and the scene kids were all like "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT RAWR"
Hagrid watched and grinned "aw he's MAKEN friends already!"he laughed as Gerard punched Pete in the face.
Gerard hissed "don't mess with the one and only Gee" he flipped his hair
Pete laughed "this isn't more than a bargained for yet 😉. But maybe it is for you😤" and slapped his pizza on Gerard's face.
"AHHHHHH GREASE ON MY FACE GREASE ON MY FACE HAGRID GET A TOWEL AND 1000 FACE WIPES EW EW EW EWW. EWWWWW W. W W W W W W!!!!!!" Gerard started panicking as the pizza fell on the floor. Pete picked it up and ate it like right in front of him. "That'll teach you to mess with the emo King.😎" he laughed as he reapplied eyeliner. Hagrid walked up to the enraged Gerard and was all like "let's get yeh a wand so you can murder his ass when yeh get TEH hogwarts."
"Can my wand be glittery"
"No."
"):"
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Gerard way and the house tournament
Fanfic*This is a crack fic don't expect the plot line to make logical sense because I can assure You it doesn't * Gerard flips to hogwarts because the stranger thaT breaks into his house and looks like SHREK on drugs who goes by the name of "HAGIRD" tells...
