Gerard was in the middle of his room, surrounded with makeup. Tons of it. He knew it was breakfast time but boy that can wait. I mean what can you do when you spent half of your money before it was stolen by the human version of SHREK on magical makeup? It was magical, it was GLITTERY!
"Gerard come down to the great hall. Dumbledore said you have to because you need your timetable." Brendon shouted up.
"GERROFF!" Screeched gee whiz
"They have pancakes. toNs of them. pILES."
"WHAT HOLD ON IMMA COMING." Gerard screamed and shoved all of his makeup back in his magic makeup box™, and brought it all with him as he zooOOOmed down the stairs. Gerard had to then zoom back up them as he realised that actually, he was already on the bottom floor. And that those steps led to Brendon Urie's shiny and satanic wardrobe, *shudder*
So he like zooooomed to the great hall of screaming madness, and the Slytherin emo squad™ beckoned for him to sit w them but instead,
The search for pancakes had just begun.
*posting this early even tho it's not finished because I'm so behind on updating because wattpad DELETED HALF MY FRICCING WORK THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO DO *
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Fanfiction*This is a crack fic don't expect the plot line to make logical sense because I can assure You it doesn't * Gerard flips to hogwarts because the stranger thaT breaks into his house and looks like SHREK on drugs who goes by the name of "HAGIRD" tells...
