Do u believe in a rare breed of Patrick stump dressed as Santa flying down ur chimney and giving you presents that are actually bombs but then gets stuck in joes hair and Joe is literally like wtf then they walk out of your house but Andy kidnaps them and delivers them to Petes house via Amazon but he gets angry because he ordered a PlayStation not a couple of rats and returns them but then auntie Mabel is finding out how Amazon works for her show but then gasp she sees them and says "look my dearies?" And they're like "ugh peasant" and accidentally kill her and hide her body in a closet but pippin head of health in Amazon finds her and they get shut down.
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Gerard way and the house tournament
Fanfiction*This is a crack fic don't expect the plot line to make logical sense because I can assure You it doesn't * Gerard flips to hogwarts because the stranger thaT breaks into his house and looks like SHREK on drugs who goes by the name of "HAGIRD" tells...
