Gerard ended up buying a solid gold cauldron and a cat that cried diamond BC he just can, now he had all the shit he needed.
Time to go to HOGGYWARTS.
Hagrid took him to kings cross station and abandoned him promptly BC HAGRIDS not loyal smh
Now Gerard is lost AF
Help him
Oh and Pete used up all of Gerards battery looking at the hot topic band merch
GODDAMIT Pete
I
Trusted
You
So, anyway, Gerard was lost AF, he didn't know how to get to hogwarts nor the platform itself. Aka platform 10 and 8/96 which can be rounded to platform 10 and 1/12.
They had to change it from 9 3/4 to 10 and 8/96 when Harry accidentally told the world about it being special, because he can't be trusted with a goddamn thing. Gerard didn't have any money on him either because Hagrid, being poor, had stolen it all because once again he's not loyal. Gerard was outside Starbucks, he looked longingly at the pumpkin spiced lattes even though it was September 1st. "I want me bloody pumpkin spiced lattes." He whispered with longing. Inside he saw a curly haired boi sat next to this ginger dude, drinking a drink (well no he was drinking Canada.) upon closer inspection it was revealed that it was a pumpkin spiced latte.
"I want his bloody pumpkin spiced latte." Gerard whispered with not longing but ANGER.
Gerard forgot about the time or the train or the absence of Hagrid or the fact that Barry Scott was watching him from behind a wall being creepy because all he wanted was,
A pumpkin
Spiced
LATTE!
Gerard zoomed into the cafe and sat next to curly haired chap, knocking over 1000 people in the process.
Curly haired was incredibly uncomfortable because so would you if a tomato glittery spoilt ass white kid randomly sat next to you.
"What the flip dude?" He glared at Gerard.
"Can I have your pumpkin spiced latte?"
"No wtf"
Gerard was deeply offended.
"Well I would but my own, but this giant oaf Hagrid stole all my money to buy cult bang!"
"You mean Cillit bang."
"Yes!"
"Well you can't have my drink anyway so eff off."
This made ginger kid get right offended.
"Oi Joe language m8" ginger kid ginged
"Ha r u a weasley." Gerard laughed.
"What the heck is a Weasley?" Ginger kid sassed
This was unacceptable.
Only Gerard way can sass.
But I don't want Gerard to fight with everyone in fall out boy so let's pretend he didn't notice.
Anyway Gerard just realised that he had like 10 minutes to get on the train but 1) pumpkin spiced lattes and 2) Barry Scott was looking at him and he was advertising Cillit bang.
By the way I saw an article saying Barry Scott the Cillit bang dude had died, I got right upset but my mum said that there's an actor called Barry Scott also but then again that's still sad nobody called Barry Scott should die
This FANFICS getting right British atm wtf
"Holy flipping ECK look at the time we better get down to platform 10 8/96" Joe worried and he threw his pumpkin spiced latte in the bin.
This was unacceptable.
There was a very small amount of pumpkin spiced coffee of some sorts in the bin.
Gerard sobbed he could've drunk that punkin spiced latte.
That spelling error just made me imagine green day photoshopped on a pumpkin spice latte. Anyway....
So now for some reason Gerard was miraculously friends with Joe and Andy because he just can. Gerard was clung to joes leg.
"Oi m8 get teh bloooody ell of me leg." Joe said because he was in Britain you have to talk the part.
"NO I NEED YOU TI GET ME TO HOGWARTS SO I CAN TURN ME LITTLE BROTHER INTO A UNICORN FOR CHRISTMAS."
Andy snorted (I haven't even introduced his name yet wtf I'm tired so.) "you can't do magic out of hogwarts until you're older my dude."
"I DON'T CARE!"
Gerard felt Joe's leg stop so he had a look in front of him, they were in front of a big wall, Gerard slithered off to investigate like the lil koala he is aw.
"Yeah why have we stopped in front of a brick wall." Gerard tutted.
"Because platform 10 and 8/92's is right through said brick wall!"
"Holy sh-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAIWKWJ!?!??!?!?!!?" Gerard screamed extra-ly as Joe flung him through the brick wall.
"THIS ISNT HOW SOLID THINGS WORK?!?!?!??!?!" Gerard yelled with science and particles n shit as he spun through the brick wall.
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Gerard way and the house tournament
Fanfiction*This is a crack fic don't expect the plot line to make logical sense because I can assure You it doesn't * Gerard flips to hogwarts because the stranger thaT breaks into his house and looks like SHREK on drugs who goes by the name of "HAGIRD" tells...
