*This is a crack fic don't expect the plot line to make logical sense because I can assure You it doesn't *
Gerard flips to hogwarts because the stranger thaT breaks into his house and looks like SHREK on drugs who goes by the name of "HAGIRD" tells...
This is why I always write in the morning people, think I'll have to translate what was going on there as it MADE NO SENSE. So basically they were all sat down right eating in the great hall, when most had done the food disappeared and with it so did Patrick's beloved creme Brûlée
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On the left of the picture we have Patrick stump and to the right we have Joe Trohman, and at the bottom we have party poison.
Patrick was low key screaming about it, but was too much of a hufflepuff to swear. Dumbledore told them to follow their head of houses, who were on the left, to their rooms. The Slytherins had Billie Joe Armstrong who Gerard remembers from the train
EHIH I can't be bothered to do this
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See ya peasants I have a compelling urge to write a New Year's Day crack fic because I don't think the fandom has a crack fic yet
