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VII. figure it out

5:38 pm

Junghee: so you know how I asked you about guys being mean a while ago?

Jinyoung: yeah, what's up?

Junghee: how does one let a guy down without making it awkward?

Jinyoung: idk it's probably going to be awkward no matter what because guys have huge egos

Junghee: I suppose you speak from experience ;)

Jinyoung: I live in a dorm full of guys so yes ;)

Junghee: aw bby are you finally coming out of the closet? I'm so proud :-)

Jinyoung: stahp its for my job

Junghee: what the heckity heck do you do?
read 6:19 pm

Junghee: omw are you an idol?

Jinyoung: why does it matter what I do

Junghee: come onnnn I told you :(

Jinyoung: yes

Junghee: yes you're an idol or yes I told you?

Jinyoung: figure it out ;)
read 6:42 pm

11:37 pm

Junghee: HOW DOES "sorry I'm not looking for a relationship right now" TRANSLATE TO "SEND N00DS" BECAUSE IM PRETTY SURE IT DOEDNT

Jinyoung: did that loser send you a gross pic

Junghee: YES

Jinyoung: block dat boi

Junghee: right hold on a sec

Junghee: bOOM BLOCKED IM LIT FAM

Jinyoung: well done child :]

Junghee: thanks mom

Mom 2: that's just as bad as Sharon

Junghee: well too bad you're already "Mom 2" in my phone

Mom 2: fINE IM CHANGING YOUR NAME TOO

Jungbigbooty: ooh what am I now???

Mom 2: Jungbigbooty

Jungbigbooty: lmao why do I talk to you

Mom 2: if you don't want to talk then tHERES THE DOOR

Jungbigbooty: why do you treat me like this mum?

Mom 2: because you've got a big booty and I'm jealous my child

Jungbigbooty: you don't even know that mum we've never met

Mom 2: you could always show me ;)

Jungbigbooty: why are you like this omfg I'm not in the mood for pervs right now bYE

Mom 2: come back :(

Mom 2: please dear

Mom 2: I love you sweetheart

Mom 2: mom just loses her marbles sometimes

Mom 2: T.T

Mom 2: when will my daughter return from war?

Mom 2: I'll send you a selfie if you reply in 10 seconds

Mom 2: well you missed your window

Mom 2: Junghee are you okay?

Mom 2: did you die?

Mom 2: I'm legit getting worried it's been forever

Mom 2: Junghee please let me know you're okay

Mom 2: Junghee?

Jungbigbooty: I just fell asleep chill

Mom 2: I was just worried for you bby girl

Jungbigbooty: I have to go

Mom 2: ok talk to you later

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I have a plan but idk how I'm getting there...

Extra long chapter since the last one was so short :) you guys probs didn't notice but it's like 100 words longer than normal.

aLSO TO THE BEAN WHO VOTED ILY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE HUMAN