You changed my life [Rammstein]

Chapter 24: First Date

-Till who's turning around you again? This guy's making me sick !! Says the shortest while holding his forehead.

-Come on, it's not like he's going to eat me alive as in Mein Teil...

-Till is a big threat to girls. He says but doesn't seem serious.

-Bitte Paulchen... I say with pleading eyes.

Paul looks at me for a while, but he doesn't seem seeing me. Finally, he opens his mouth to give me an answer.

-Tell him it's a yes... but you have to pay attention to yourself.

-Thank you daddy, you are a love !! I exclaim, kissing him on the cheek.

-But don't mention it my child.

-I'm going to send him an affirmation answer but before that, I want to ask you a question.

My father-in-law sits on my bed and pats the place beside him so that I go to join him. I sit next to him and put my ideas in order.

-I'm listening to you. He starts, looking at me interrogatively.

-It's about Schneider and Khira... I say, not very convinced. I want to know since when they are together?

Paul bites his lower lip and he seems thoughtful, as if he is making a moral calculus.

-I think... since two years. Answers the tattooed. She managed to get him out of his trauma.

-His trauma? I ask, wondering. You're talking about the state he was in when he found out that his wife just dated him for his money?

-How did you know !? He says with a shocked look.

-In case you have forgotten it, I am one of your fans. I answer, rolling my eyes.

-Oh yes sure... He says, remembering my status. But that didn't happen without attracting Richard's furry and he fought with Schneider because of this.

I really expected him to say this, Richard and Christoph insulting each other. I know them very well because I dug in their private lives during, at least, four years.

-Doom fought with Kruspe before, I think that's why he's angry with him. I declare then add: How are they now?

-You know a lot for a simple fan. Exclaims Paul. Well, in this moment they are making peace, only for Khira.

Of course I know all about you, I have not paid all this money to my spies for nothing. I put you under the microscope, but I'm feeling so sorry for what I've done...

-Well, dinner must be ready, I wait for Richard to come in and set the table. Announces the brown, rising.

-Do you cook? I ask, surprised. And I was wondering where Emil kept his culinary knowledge.

The bell rings and I conclude that it's Uncle Richard who's here. Paul walks out of the room and goes to open. I get up from the bed and go down the stairs, the pharmacy's bag that's resting on the living room's table attracts my attention.

-I need to know what's in it... I whisper as I get closer.

I grab the bag and then open it carefully but what I discover makes me blush with embarrassment. A box of condoms and a bottle of lubricant.

-What will he do with it!? Uncle Richard is far from his girlfriend !! I say to myself.

I shrug my shoulders and then join the two friends in the kitchen. After the dinner that happens motivated, I go up to my room and here I remember that I haven't sent an answer to the invitation.