Letters to an Optimist

xi

Yo B,

You were not a bitch, I get pissed off easily, yes. So I know (from experience, trust me) that anger is the hardest emotion to conquer, or some shit like that.  

As always, you are correct.

I do think you're crazy right now, but I'll put that aside since you're putting up with my shit, I guess I'll put up with yours. But I was actually surprised by that little statement of yours.

How did you say it?

Oh yeah, like this:

'Those 'bastards' as you would call them, won't take anything from me, especially these letters without me clawing their faces.

I've got claws babe, claws.'

I hope you like this, cause I guess I do too. 

A little bit! Don't get your hopes up babe. 

Yes, only special people can say the word 'Babe' correctly, you're special, but not special enough. 

Don't frown, because I can't stop laughing. Sorry! 

And, I'm sad to say; I couldn't help but laugh at the 'That sucks', sentence. 

Is that really all you've got to say?

Its pretty cool, I guess. You're reacting scarily calm for my situation... should I be worried?

You shouldn't be worried, B. 

I promise, I won't sympathize with you, if you carry on your promise to me.

Do you mind me asking... why should I not sympathize you?

Logan.

P.S my New Years was me being interrogated by some beefy, touchy guy. Yours?

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Mack