*Anyone who wants to see Tytan's ass get kicked, I'm sorry you're going to have to wait another chapter.*
"Rise and shine meatball!" I heard an annoying sing song voice. A soft groan escaped my lips. It was gibberish for 'Let me sleep shitface.'
"Smoked jalapeño, it's time to wake up!" He sang again.
The fuck, did he just call me a jalapeño?
"Baby pudding, wake up!" I felt someone grab my blanket and snatch it away.
"What the fuck do you want?" I shouted.
"Look at the beautiful sky! The chirping birds. The energy in the air and then look at your face."
"Maybe because I like to sleep."
"But I was bored without you!" He complained childishly.
"I get how you feel about me Hunter, I know, I make your day a million times better and you want to spend every second of your day with me but- but do that again and I'll rip you head off." I glared at him.
He squashed me in a hug, "Good morning sunshine, or should I say good afternoon?"
"I have an explanation for that."
"Don't lie to me, I've seen Tytan do the exact same thing."
"Did you have to bring him up? Way to begin a beautiful day!" I huffed.
"If it wasn't for me you would've slept through this beautiful day."
"That's literally the best way to spend a day."
"Bullshit! Spending time with me definitely tops that."
"I don't believe you woke me up for this."
"Actually I woke you up because someone wanted to see you." He said, "Ah now you're coming to the point."
Please don't be Tytan. Please don't be Tytan. Please don't be Tytan.
I mentally prayed.
He pulled the door open and a huge Teddy bear was being pushed through the door.
"Ugh, a little help Hunter!" A voice said from behind the teddy bear.
"Sure sweetheart." He helped them pull the teddy bear inside the room, followed by two human beings.
"Alexa, I am so fucking sorry for everything, please accept this huge ass Teddy Bear as my apology." Mae said.
"The real thing was busy so we got you a substitute." Hunter whispered in my ear.
"Hunty I'm trying to get my friend back, do you think you could shut the fuck up for a few minutes?"
"The teddy bear wasn't your idea, was it?" I asked Mae, shaking my head with laughter.
"Is it that obvious?" She sighed. "Hunter said you'd love it and seeing how he's your new best friend, I thought I'd take his advice but personally I think it's sappy as fuck and you look like a hobbit in front of it."
"Thanks Mae."
"So what, can we be friends again? Because if you forgive Tytan again and choose to stay mad at me, I will be fucking livid."
"Mae, I missed you." I said pulling her into a hug.
"I missed you too." She said hugging back.
We pulled away to the sound of someone groan and turned to Hunter. And Fran?
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