Danny likes me. My crush likes me. He likes me! This feels- weird.
Just as I sat in his car absorbing the fact that he'd just said he liked me. He's nervous and it's so cute!
"So, you like me?" I couldn't believe what he'd just said.
"Uh- yeah. I'm sorry I even accepted that challenge, forcing you to like me- I guess I just wanted to convince myself that I could have you if I wanted. But you're way out of my league." He said blushing. Okay, can he get any more adorable?!
"Why would you say that? I mean, how can you like me? I'm rude, I'm a pain in the ass, I'm annoying! And I'm like a two year old ninety percent of the time."
"You say that like it's a bad thing?"
"It is!"
"Well, I like it. I like your wild, naughty, funny, often ridiculous side." He said smiling. And I was smiling like an idiot.
"Your house is here." He said.
"We'll continue this conversation on the phone." I said.
"Wow this is embarrassing. I just told you I like you and now I have to hear more of it on the phone. Phone rejections suck."
"I never said I'm rejecting you now, did I?" His eyes lit up, as I said that.
"When do I call?" He asked.
"Whenever you want to hear my lovely voice." I said in an overly sweet tone.
"Yeah. I'll do that." He said. I got out of his car and waved him goodbye.
I walked towards home with my stupid smile on.
I went towards the kitchen. Mom's out, just like she said she would be.
After eating a fruit I went towards my room.
As I entered my room, I let my body fall on the bed.What. A. Day. I smiled wider.
"I like this new being enemies thing." I heard a voice and looked around.
"Bad boy? Hey, I'm sorry-" before I could complete what I was saying I felt something on my face.
"Aahhhhh!" I screamed. A lizard. Shit. Shit. Shit. He knows I hate lizards. Okay I'm not as scared as much as I hate them. They're just creepy. And gross.
Somehow I got that lizard off me. Bad boy stood in the corner laughing.
Not gonna lie, I was in tears. In actual fucking tears.
"Get out!" I ordered.
"Aww, little Lexi's scared? You started it babe."
"A lizard? Really? Why would you use a lizard, you know how much I hate them!"
"What's there to hate? Must be just like looking in the mirror for you."
"You know there's only one thing I hate more than lizards!"
"Of course I do. Dirty socks." And suddenly I could smell it.
Dirty socks.
"Where have you put them?"
"Let's see-" he said moving towards my closet.
"Maybe with your clothes." He said opening my closet.
Yuck.
"Holy-"
"I had saved these for you since months." I wanted to throw up.

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