Little White Lies (Bill Cipher x Reader)

A Drunk Man's Words...

You walked into your house, slamming the door shut before you hurried into the living room.

"Hey, you're back early." Monty said.

"You're gonna hate me."

"What? Why?"

You hesitated. "Before you get mad, I want to say, in my defense, I was freaking out and this was the first thing I could think of."

"What did you do?" Monty asked with a sigh.

"I said Bill was your boyfriend."

"What?!" Monty yelled. "(Y/N) why would that ever come up?"

"Wendy and Tambry were curious about him and they asked if he was my boyfriend and I said he was yours."

"And a simple 'no, he's not my boyfriend' wouldn't do the trick?"

"I panicked!"

"Hey, Princess." Bill said cheerfully as he came down the stairs. "Did you get me anything?"

"She got you a boyfriend." Monty said frustratedly.

"I don't want it." Bill said, turning back to you.

"Look, guys, I'm sorry. I didn't want to say he was my boyfriend and I thought it would be weird if he was a friend I didn't introduce when you came and... I don't know. I'm sorry."

"Wait. That's my boyfriend?" Bill pointed to Monty. "Princess, what about us?" He whined.

"Just, all you guys have to do is pretend to be in love with each other for tonight. Only tonight."

"I didn't sign up for this." Monty said, plopping down on the couch.

"Yeah. I came back here to get with you, not him."

"Look, if it was anybody else, I might've said yes, but I mean... Come on."

"Monty please? You love me right?Since I'm your baby sister?"

"You're three months younger than me."

"Since you love me, Monty?"

He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "If I do this, promise me it's a one time thing."

"Of course." You nodded.

"Well, I love her more, so I'd do it twice if I had to!" Bill said with a glare at Monty.

"Oh, thank goodness." You sighed in relief. "I need you both to pretend you love each other and just be cute and happy and in love."

"When is this happening?"

You looked at the clock, giving the boys a forced smile after a nervous laugh. "Fifteen minutes."

Monty's eyes were sinister. "I'm gonna kill you."

***

You got out of the truck after Bill, slamming the door shut. Monty walked around to where the two of you stood.

"You're super in love, remember that." You looked at the two of them, who looked as far from a couple as possible. You hurriedly grabbed both of their hands and put them together. "Hold hands."

After a moments hesitation, Monty grabbed Bill's hand with a very dissatisfied expression. Bill looked at you with pleading eyes.

"I want to go home, now."

"Hold his hand."

Bill looked completely dead inside, but he still held Monty's hand back. Monty looked annoyed.