"Hmm, I think, this goes here then that goes there..." The Doctor mumbled as L, Light and Ryuk watched in silence.
"How long is this going to take Doctor?" Light asked, looking at his watch, I need to go kill off some criminals. Light thought.
"Not long, not long. It's really hard though. Because it seems that RedRay is programmed different than BluRay in my universe, so I'm learning among the way." The Doctor said while he was circling around the console in the middle of the room.
"Is he multi-tasking?" Ryuk asked as he floated closer. "Because I thought only human females have that ability."
"Oi! 1. I'm not a female and I'm pretty sure that we're all mature enough so that I don't need to 'show proof' right? And 2. I'm not human. So let's just leave it at that" The Doctor shot a look at Ryuk.
"What? What's 'showing proof'?" Ryuk said looking back and forth at the Doctor then at L and Light.
L made an un-zipping sort of movement and waved his hips around.
"Ohohoho, I get it now, that's a new one for me. Wait, better right this one down." Ryuk said as he grabbed a notebook that looks a lot like the Death Note.
"L, how come you did that?" Light said, shooting him with a cold look.
"I don't know...it's as if there's a greater being that's controlling my every movement." L said.
The Janitor came around the corner, "yeah, it's a sixteen year old Australian that's writing this poor excuse of a comedy." Then the Janitor disappeared.
L went and looked around at the corner that the Janitor appeared at but the Janitor was nowhere to be seen. "Hmm, that was quite odd to say the least."
"Yes, isn't he the Janitor from Scrubs? That TV show?" Light asked.
"Who knows?" L said, throwing away the theory. Light looked quite shocked and hurt.
"Waaaiittt.... Waaaiiitttt..." The Doctor said as he took a step back and checked his work before advancing to the button that seemed to have 'play' written on it. He clicked it, and there was a moment of humming before there was a mini-explosion.
The occupants that was standing in the console room coughed and waved away the smoke and when they were able to see each other, they noticed that they were covered in black soot and their hair was blown back.
"Hmm, it seems this'll take a little longer." The Doctor said.
"I thought, this kind of thing only happened at cartoons!" L said as he laughed and pointed at the Doctor's soot-covered face and blown back hair.
The Doctor and Ryuk joined him then when they saw Light's face they collapsed with laughter.
He looked the most ridiculous of all of them.
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Doctor Note - A Doctor Who x Death Note Crossover Story
FanfictionAnother dead end on Kira and L is starting to get desperate. But what will happen when a 1950s style blue police box suddenly appeared out of nowhere?