Doctor Note - A Doctor Who x Death Note Crossover Story

14. Light's POV

Light felt proud with himself, that's another three criminals dead, he thought to himself. Originally, the plan was to pretend that he needed to go to the toilet to kill a few criminals but now that he's been here for a while, he decided to go anyway. He carefully hid his piece of the Death Note back into the secret compartment in his watch and put up the lid of the toilet quickly. He slid his pants off and started to take a poo when he heard running and yelling outside, what the hell are they doing out there? He asked himself.

He found out what they were doing the hard way five seconds afterwards when L kicked down the door to his toilet cubicle with two police officers and Matsuda by his side. There was an awkward silence and the people who invaded Light's privacy looked away.

Ryuk's head went through the wall of the cubicle beside Light, "I heard all the commotion what's going..." he trailed off, noticing that Light was taking a poo with his pants down by his ankles.

"What do you think you're doing L? Don't you know anything about privacy?" Ryuk asked, stifling a laugh.

"How can you say that with a relative straight face when you're the one with your head sticking out of a wall near him?" L said without looking at him.

"Ah, you're right. I'm gonna go far, far away from here for a bit and try to forget what I saw." Ryuk said and his head disappeared into the wall.

"Ah..." L started, "sorry about all this,"

"GET. THE HELL! OUT OF HERE!" Light screamed, his voice cracked.

As the officers closed the now broken door, they laughed silently.

"GOD, DOES ANYONE EVER GET ANY PRIVACY AROUND HERE?" Light continued, he would have been normally happy since he's killed a few criminals after what has happened for the past few weeks, but this has ruined his whole day. No scratch that, his whole month. The other officers are going to talk about this incidence and spread the word for a long time.