When Either Of You Tries To Get Something Out Of The Other [JUST DIALOGUE]

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lol double update yay

.....What is wrong with me?

I should be researching for my school group project and I'm here at 8:42 PM, trying to write fanfiction based on my imaginary life goals with any hot guy I may come across....

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You:

"So... C/N..."

"Oh great. I know that voice. What do you want?"

"....What was the biology homework?"

"Do you ever listen in class, princess?"

"I do. I just kinda zoned out today."

"That's your excuse all the time."

"Hey, it was true this time."

"So it was a lie the other times?"

"...Shut up and just tell me."

Him:

"Just search the word up."

"But I'm too lazy to open my phone. Tell me?"

"No, do your work on your own. Haven't you ever heard of DIY?

"Is that a word for decorating?"

"Yes, but-- Never mind."

"Tell me!"

"What, no."

"Please."

"Shut up."

"Then tell me."

"Why should I?"

"Because."

"Because what?"

"Because you love me."

"No I don't."

"I won't talk to you."

"What are you doing right now?"

"Talking to you."

"My point exactly."

"....I hate you."

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You know, it's a real struggle to write humor when you're listening to a freaking sex song.

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What? It's a crime to listen to Ariana Grande?

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~ Lyla :)

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