Pick-up line

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Shout out to the worst yet somehow funny pick up lines I'm sorry for making you cringe.

Liam:

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile."

Isaac:

"Did it hurt?" Isaac asked.
"What?" I asked.
"When you fell out of heaven." Isaac winked.

Derek:

"Finding you was so hard but loving you was easy."

Scott:

"The alphabet has 21 letters right?" Scott asked
"No 26." I rolled my eyes
"Oh sorry I forgot: U R A Q T"
(out loud it is: you are a cutie)

Stiles:

I sneezed.

"I'd say god bless you but I think he already did." Stiles said.

Theo:

"If you were a fruit you'd be a fine apple."

Aiden:

"You're perfect baby but there is one thing I don't like about you?"
"Oh really?" I asked.
"Your last name." Aiden smiled.

Jackson:

"If god made anything prettier than you, then I hope he keeps it for himself."

Jordan Parrish:

"License and registration ma'am because you just stole my heart."

Boyd:

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again."

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