Conversations with my cat: Coming to theaters near you!

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Hello.

Why did I make this chapter, again?

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.

My cat.

First, let's introduce eachother. My cat's name is Moochie. She's a girl. She can also be quite loud when your trying to sleep at night and she's right under your bed.

Like seriously, I don't know how solangelo_ships (my sister that I share a room with) doesn't wake up from it.

I'll be in the middle of a really good dream and then "MEOOOOOOW?"

And at first I'll usually think there's a cat in my dream so I keep sleeping.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW!"

This is about the time I realize the cat is not in my dream. So I open my eyes and-

"MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

Here's a conversation between the two of us:

Me (whispering): Moochie, be quiet!

Moochie: MEOW.

Me (still whispering): Shhhh, Moochie, what do you want?

Moochie: mew.

And that was: Conversations with my Cat! Come back next time! *cue ending music*





















Okay just kidding I have to finished ranting about this first.

Moochie will then come out from under my bed and look at me, like, "Well. Are you going to give me what I want or not?"

Then I usually close my eyes and try to go back to sleep.

But Moochie is persistent.

She then proceeds to jump on me until I wake up again. She (quite literally) walks all over me.

Then we just glare at eachother until I fall asleep again or until she leaves.

WHY CANT SHE JUST STAY UPSTAIRS, AWAY FROM MY BEDROOM?!

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