solangelo_ships YOU SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE.
IM DRENCHED
I DIDNT TELL YOU ABOUT SPRAY BOTTLES SO YOU COULD DO THAT
GRRRRRRR
IM DONE WITH YOU
Okay for everyone that is staring at this in confusion, solangelo_ships was reading my last chapter of Neko/Royalty Solangelo AU and when it ended on a cliffhanger, she wanted me to update.
This was sort of what our conversation sounded like:
"YOU GOTTA UPDATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO YOU CANT JUST END IT THERE!!!!"
"I'm probably not gonna update again today."
"WHAT NO YOU GOTTA UPDATE THIS ISNT FAIR"
Then we just sat in silence for awhile. Until I said:
"Is it bad that I've squirted more people with squirt bottles than-"
"SQUIRT BOTTLES?! THIS IS WHAT I CAN USE TO GET YOU TO UPDATE!"
"What? No what are you-?"
"I wonder if we've got one in the bathroom...."
I thought we didn't have squirt bottles in the bathroom, but whatever. I had also thought she was kidding, and we saw how that worked out.
Awhile later, I'm replying to comments when:
"GUESS WHAT!"
"What...?"
"I FOUND A SQUIRT BOTTLE IN THE BATHROOM!"
"What?! No-!"
Then she ran over me squirted me.
Over
And over
And over.
I'm soaked.
Because I was squirted with a squirt bottle.
Welp, this is our relationship. Reading fanfiction, writing fanfiction, and sprayineachother with squirt bottles.
Yep.
Bye.
