Sasuke paced across his office. Should I ask Sakura if she wants to go to the party with me?
Just then, Itachi strode in saying, "Sasuke, mother wants to— What are you doing?"
"Thinking," I grumbled.
He chuckled. "Is it a girl?"
Scowling, Sasuke avoided his brother's piercing gaze. "Hn."
His suit was now ready this time, with all the proper fittings. "Oi, Teme! This place is pretty cutesy, huh?"
He sighed. "Yes, Naruto. It is."
"Oh, you're back so soon! Well, it's finally ready, your suit I mean. C'mon back, darlings."
"She's kinda old fashioned," Naruto remarked.
"Hn."
"Let me get it out," Sakura muttered and bent over to pick up the clumsily dropped suit.
"Holy shit. She's got a nice ass," Naruto mouthed. Narrowing his eyes, Sasuke spotted a measuring tape.
Sakura had by now picked up the suit and placed it in the door of a changing room. "E-eh? Sasuke, let Naruto go!"
"Wow, what a thick neck you have, Naruto!" Sasuke exclaimed while he strangled his best friend with a measuring tape.
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sasusaku: book of oneshots
FanfictionThis is a book of oneshots, ranging from zombies apocalypses to Sarada beating the shit out of her father. Enjoy! I do not own Naruto, nor the picture used. I give full credit to the artists!
