miles and miles

peanut butter

[phone call]

"i'm so hungry."

"get something to eat, then."

"you're cruel."

"what! how am i cruel?"

"because you know that getting something to eat entails getting out of bed."

"and that's an impossible feat, i'm guessing."

"well, of course. i need someone to bring me some peanut butter."

"like i used to?"

"like you used to."

"okay, i'm on my way."

"don't say that."

"why?"

"because i know you're not really coming and..."

"and you want peanut butter so badly that joking about you not getting it will kill you."

"something like that."

"i love you."

"i love peanut butter."

"ha ha."