Konnichiwa desu~

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Note: The following was written as an example. I would never write something this bad. This is heavily exaggerated, but you get the point.

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"Konnichiwa desu~" Kaede-chan said to me, as we ran to school with toast in our mouths.

"Ohayo gozaimasu!" Hikari-senpai shouted as she bumped into me, pushing me onto the ground. Her large, quaddruple D oppai crushed me. Obviously, I didn't touch them. I mean like, they're oppai, right? I'm not a hentai or anything...

"You BAKA! Don't touch me, Takumi-kun! It's embarrassing desu..." she looked at me with teary eyes, blushing bright red. Her eyes sparkled like 'kira kira', like she got confessed to. "It would... would have been daijoubu if you asked..."

"Nani?" I asked.

"Shut up, baka hentai! It's not like I like you or anything!" Hikari-senpai said to me, punching me in the cheek.

"Gomen!" I said back. "Watashi didn't mean it! Yakusoku!"

"Yeah right..." Kaede-chan said. She sweatdropped. "Oh my Kami-sama... why did you make Takumi-kun such a hentai?" She looked at me, muttering: "You're such a bakaosananijimi, Takumi-kun! You're such an aho... looking at girls' oppai and pantsu..."

"Watashi is not a hentai!" I retaliated, flames in my eyes. "Watashi just loves oppai!" She shook her head, so I said: "Just because Watashi touched her oppai, doesn't mean watashi touched her oppai!"

Then every fell down, like when there's a baka! I don't really get it though...

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I'm dying already. You're making me cringe to death.

I know

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I know. What I have to go through is traumatic. Things written this badly exist on Wattpad.

You know what, all the mistakes in the extract are in bold.

Why is that?

Because you're inserting random Japanese phrases into English stories, that's why! It just doesn't make sense. And it makes you look like a weeb. It's also a shitty piece of writing.

Do you want to look like a weeb? I know the phrase gets tossed around so much it has almost lost meaning, but you really don't want to.

Using any of the following in your story is a little ridiculous (unless they are written in Japanese, not romaji, because of another reason. Trust me, any speaker of the language can tell when you're using translate). It's almost as bad as this...

 It's almost as bad as this

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