One Irritating Ass Problem That Triggers Me Everytime

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*coughs up blood* I'm dying yet again. Well... I've probably died so many times from trivial shit it's sad.

Why are you dying this time bro?

I'll tell y'all weaboo dunderheads... it's them long ass chapters. Ya know, like the good old half-an-hour first chapters on a website full of people with short ass attention spans.

Yeah, them.

Bloody stop you doughnut. Shorten your bloody chapters!

Is it really that hard to gradually build up the length of chapters? If you're writing about 10,000 or more words per chapter, you should probably slow down a little. You don't need to put that much content into one chapter. It's either too much or too boring to read.

Most published books (fictional that is) don't have that many words per chapter! 10,000 is a stretch at times. It's long.

If you actually, desperately need these long chapters, go ahead. Just know that many potential readers will be discouraged from reading your book, even if it's the best thing in the world.

End of story.

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