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Simon: I'm in some like pedophile's little lair. Ethan you're about to go into the pedophile's lair.

Ethan: Am I?

Josh: What the fuck is a pedophile's lair?

Ethan: Oh, I'm in it. Oh yeah, I'm getting touched.

Josh: Why are you getting touched by a pedophile's lair? Surely you should just be like a pedophile.

Ethan: Banter

Vik: One pedophile to rule them all.

Simon: *laughs at Vik (This guy's laugh is amazing)*

Josh: (To Ethan) Well you're old enough to not be a victim of a pedophile...

Simon: *still laughing at Vik* 'One pedophile to rule them all.'

Vik: One pedo to rule them all, and he was called Ethan. Ethan the gay.

Everyone: *giggles (ADORABLY)*

Josh: Do you think that's how pedophiles look at the classes and just go like 'Gotta catch em all' like Pokémon?

Simon: Oh my god.. Oh cause to be fair they do walk in with their balls and try to catch them.

Ethan: Jesus (Same tbh)

Vik and Tobi: *laughing and giggling (ALSO ADORABLY)*

Josh: What?

Simon: They walk in with their balls and try to catch them, don't they?

Josh: *confused* Who?

Everyone: The pedophile.

Josh: *still confused* They walk with their balls?

Simon: Yeah, as in....

Ethan: Their testicles.

Simon: ...Testicles, but pokéballs..

Vik: *out of no where* THEY PAINT THEM!

Everyone: *laughs (AGAIN, ADORABLY)*

Ethan: Oh, Jesus Christ....

Tobi: *still laughing* They throw them at the children..

Vik: Nah, nah! I'm out!

Josh: So what, they only have pokéballs? They don't have master or ultra balls?

Simon: I don't know, Josh! Why are you looking at peoples' balls?

Josh: I don't know..

- 'PEDO'S LAIR!' GTA 5 Funny Moments With The Sidemen (GTA 5 Online Funny Moments)

2014