Josh: You've actually got smegma all around your japseye.
Ethan: Hard smegma.
Josh: like, it's been there for days... It stinks.
Simon: How do I have soft smegma? Smell like Philadelphia cheese.
Josh: Mature chedded smegma?
- FASTED PUCK IN ROCKET LEAGUE!
2017
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