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Guess who's back, back again. Rachel's backs, tell your friends.

Ethan: I think I might nail you.

Josh: No, please. It's not nailing if you don't want it. That's called rape.

Simon: Oh my God...

Vik: He was just talking about DIY Josh, chill out mate.

Josh: Things should be consensual alright, I'm educating people. I'm educating the world, alright?

Vik: What, you have to consent from a desk before you nail it?

Vik: *laughs* That sounds really weird...

Josh: That's kinda weird bro... Why are you fucking furniture?

Ethan: Whenever you buy something from Ikea you have to get consent bro.

Simon: Okay okay, so what about those people that like to be objects?

Ethan: I identify as a desk...

Simon: Is that a fat joke?

Ethan: It is, yeah. I'm a fat desk.

- PYRAMIDS IN GTA 5 (GTA 5 Funny Moments)

2017

No seriously, I am back AND I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SINCE FRIDAY! AS A WAY TO ASK FOR FORGIVENESS, I WILL UPLOAD 12 STUFFS TODAY! YAY! :DD