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Ethan: Lowkey smells like BO in my room.

Josh: it smells like BO in your room?

Ethan: *starts laughing*

Vik: Ethan, there's only one culprit here...

Josh: Only you live in your flat, bro.

Ethan: Yeah, there's only one culprit isn't there? *laughs* O haven't showered yet, I'll tell you that, team.

Josh: Oh, you're vile.

Simon: I though you were talking about Emily.

Ethan: Oh Jesus Christ, no. She smells like roses and.... other things...

Simon: Oi, you're bare sad.

Josh: What other things?

Vik: 'And other things'.

Ethan: Roses and other... rainbows and that.

Vik: And what do rainbows smell like, Ethan?

Ethan: I dunno mate. I don't know what to tell you...

Simon: Ethan's definitely tried licking one before.

Josh: You can lick rainbows?

Ethan: Yeah mate, you can taste them. On Skittles it says 'Taste the rainbow'/

Simon: Yeah, Ethan's tried. Taste the rainbow.

- A HOUSE OF DOOM!

2017