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(They're playing Golf)

Simon: Why does it not go harder than that?!

Ethan: Simon can't get harder guys.

Josh: *laughs*

Simon: Honestly, that's why I'm alone on Valentine's

Everyone: *laughing*

Simon: WHY IS THAT SO SOFT?!

Everyone: *laughs harder*

Vik: That's what ShE SaID!

Simon: I've literally, I'm fucking, I'm ramming it in!

Ethan: That's what she said on Valentine's Day. 'Why is that so soft?'

Vik: (To Simon) If you were to bounce out the hole now...

Simon: I would've shit on my face

Josh: Wot?

- FIRING THE CANONS!!

2017