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Simon: Sex on the couch, thinking that I've come sofa.

Josh: What, you're come so far bro? You don't cum sofa.

Everyone: *laughing*

Simon: I don't know, if I came on a sofa...

Josh: That's a JJ thing to do.

Simon: No, if I came on a sofa, that would become my cum sofa.

Vik: Jesus Christ...

Vik: Does it become your property? Even if it's a random sofa?

Simon: Yes.

Vik: *laughing* That's how he marks his territory.

Simon: I wouldn't go downstairs if I were you.

Ethan: We are the Sidemen and we talk about cum sofas.

Vik: What is life?

Simon: No, we said we came so far.

Ethan: Oh, nice.

Vik: It's his accent bro, why are you discriminating?

Simon: Yeah, racist.

Ethan: What? Racist against cum sofas?

Josh: Is it because they're white?

Simon: 'Is it cause they're white?'

Josh: I guess it doesn't really dry white...

Simon: You had a kid that had green, didn't you?

Josh: 'I had a kid that had green'.... What?

Simon: Yeah, Dad.

Josh: What do you mean I had a kid that had green?

Josh: Ohhh, the kid that had the blue cum?

Simon: Yeah, your son...Oh, it's blue, Sorry.

Josh: Yeah, it's blue.

Simon: I am colourblind.

Josh: Alright, Logan Paul.

Ethan: Yeah, Vik did you know that?

Simon: Views!

Vik: I think I missed that story...

Josh: Yeah no, he got tricked into it really, he just said that his cum was blue.

Simon: How do you get tricked into something.... like...

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