Simon: Why do people have eyebrows?
Josh: So they can catch sweat...
Vik: Sweat goes into their eyes.
Josh: Is that a boring answer though, like... You know what, what's the point in draw on eyebrows?
Tobi: Yeah...?
Josh: Because they don't catch sweat! So what the fuck are they for?
Ethan: *giggling* Fuckin.. catch sweat.
Josh: You might as well wear bibs on your eyes.
Simon: Can someone invent like hats for your eyebrows?
Josh: What if you had umbrellas on your eyebrows?
Tobi: .... Eyebrellas
Everyone: *giggling LIKE A LOT*
Ethan: Fuck's sake (Same)
Josh: Eyebrellas bye Zoella...
Tobi: Are you firing shots?
Simon: Sounds like it.
Josh: What? It just rhymes, it has a good ring to it. I think she can sell em'
Everyone: *laughs*
Tobi: *laughs* That's not pimping, that's slavery.
- 'SPIDERBIKE!' GTA 5 Funny Moments With The Sidemen (GTA 5 Online Funny Moments)
2015
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