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Simon: *tries to get in the bed on the tomb raiders themed map*

Simon: Do you know how disappointed I am that I can't get in the bed?

Ethan: I wanna get in the bed..

Simon: No, honestly that's like one of my childhood fantasies.

Josh: To get in the bed? Oh, I want to get in the tomb raider's bed...?

Simon: Yeah, to be the womb raider.

Josh: As a kid you wanted to be the womb raider?

Simon: Yeah, when I was four.

Vik: Crazy aspirations...

Josh: You wanted to back into your mum's womb?

Simon: No no, not just any womb raider. Fucking hell, man you're sick.

- A DREAM COME TRUE! 

2017