sidemen quotes ✓

|⋆75⋆|

Everyone: *Chooses Shotaro bike*

Ethan: I'm a shiitake about to win!

Josh: Jesus, bro.

Simon: *laughing* What does this even mean?

Josh: You're a mushroom that's about to win.

Vik: No one knows what it means.

Ethan: Yeah, I'm on the shiitake mushroom.

Simon: Oh, that's why Joh doesn't like you.

Ethan: Yeahhhhh....

Simon: Cause you're a mushroom.

Ethan: Fuck you, Josh.

Josh: I didn't say I don't like you. I like you, bro.

Ethan: Oi, thanks. Yeah, yeah bro-

Simon: No, that's not what I heard.

Ethan: I like you, bro.

Vik: Guys, guys, there's not mushroom for these jokes.

Simon: Yeah, he was just trying to be a fungi.

Ethan: Yo, Vik, Go away man.

Vik: Um, I'd rather not.

Josh: INCOMING!!!

Vik: It's alright, Brexit is incoming.

Ethan: Nice....

Josh: What is that even suggesting's gonna happen?

Vik: Don't know Josh, what do you think? What are you insinuating?

Josh: It was like you was about to Brexit him...

Ethan: He nearly Brexited me out of life.

- DEATHRUN ON GTA!!

2017