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Ethan: Why are there pedestrians on the street, bro?

Ethan: Your mum is a pedestrian.

Josh: *laughing* She probably is when she's outside, yeah.

Ethan: It sounds like an insult but it's just mad...

Josh: *mocking manner* Your mum is a human being.

Everyone: *silent for like 3 full seconds*

Ethan: Equestrian, that's a horse rider, innit?

Everyone: *laughs*

Simon: Your mum is an equestrian.

Josh: Your mum's a side quest, bro.

Ethan: Aye, what can we.... a dickestrian bro

Ethan: That means she rides dick instead of horses

- SKELETON DEATH JUMP! (GTA 5 Funny Moments)

2017