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(They're playing Monopoly)

Josh: *goes to trade with JJ*

Vik: JJ does not need any more money, Josh. *laughs*

Jide: How's my man going to entice me?

Josh: I don't know *giggles* What do you want JJ, a blowjob?

Vik, Simon, JJ: *bursts out laughing*

Josh: *offers one dollar*

Vik: *still laughing* The one dollar, what are you paying him to give him a blowjob, Josh? You'll give him one dollar for...

Simon: Uhh...

Vik: Is this.... Is this happening?

Josh: Is that a good deal?

Vik: Josh is prostituting himself...That is a prostitution offer from Josh.

JJ: You know what, that sounds like a great deal. 

Vik: Josh has actually just prostituted himself for Pentonville.

Simon: What's happening? (No one knows...)

Vik: Josh is offering a dollar and a sucky... oNE DOLLAR SUCKY SUCKY!!

JJ: Oh shit *laughs*

Josh: *laughs out loud after giggling to himself the entire time* *offers three properties*

Vik: Is the blowjob still included in this deal?

JJ: *declines the offer*

- VISITING OUR FRIENDS IN JAIL! (MONOPOLY PLUS)

2016