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Josh: You stick fingers up your nostrils in exams.

JJ: You know what, I actually did.

Simon: Wait, what- Whose nostrils? Who's nostrils, Josh?

Josh: What?

Simon: Whose nostrils?

Josh: In the invigilators.

Simon: *laughing* Gimme an A!

Josh: No, the invigilators don't give you a fucking grade, they just walk up and down and make sure you're doing your work properly.

Vik: They just tell you... They look at you.

Simon: Yeah, but they know all the answers.

Ethan: I think invigilators are actually lowkey pedophiles.

Josh: Yeahhhh

Vik: Lowkey

Ethan: Cause they watch kids.

Simon: Ethan? Saying that, effectively what are they doing? They're getting locked in a room with school kids

Ethan: They're watching school kids.

Josh: That's like saying someone working in a nursery is a pedophile because they play with kids.

Ethan: Guys, what's the school thing? Ofsted? Ofsted fix up.

Everyone: *laughs*

JJ: Isn't it Oxfam?

Simon: Guys, I beg you, don't judge all of us from him.

- THE TRUTH ABOUT EXAMS!!! (GTA 5 Online Funny Moments) 

2016