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Everyone: *still trying to figure out Jide's name*

JJ: How about Pmurt?

Simon: Stop.

Ethan: What does Pmurt mean, please, what does pmurt mean?

JJ: It's Trump backwards.

Simon: *literally CACKLES.*

Ethan: Oh my God.

Josh: At least you can spell backwards, Ethan can't.

Ethan: What?

Simon: Ethan, spell backwards.

Ethan: Listen, I don't need to do that.

Simon: *laughing* Why would you not spell backwards?

Ethan: Cause I'm racing, bro, and I don't wanna DNF

- FUNNIEST PLATFORMS!!

2017

YASS! 100TH QUOTE TING!! :P (Over halfway to finishing this book AND STARTING MY SEQUELLLLLL)


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