American Historical Trivia

Aaron Burr: King of Nowhere

Hi my loves, it has been awhile and I missed you guys! <3

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Aaron Burr decided to shoot Alexander Hamilton dead. Can't get any worse right? WRONG.

Because this mother fucker took being an asshole to a new level!!! This bitch thought it wasn't good enough to live in the land of the free so do you know what he did? He made HIS OWN COUNTRY.

IM NOT KIDDING. THE MAN LITERALLY WAS LIKE PEACE OUT BITCHES AND TRIED TO COLONIZE A NEW NATION.

Apparently all that freedom he fought for wasn't good enough. So he gathered up his things and three friends and announced, "Boys, we're moving away. Gonna make a new life for ourselves." And then he squinted into the sun with his hands on his hips like a PRICK.

With that, Aaron Burr and three of his stupid friends marched to the unsettled Louisiana territory where Burr claimed some land.

But that's not how land works. It's fine if you kick, idk let's say, the native Americans off their land *cough* Chris Columbus and the Pilgrims *cough* but it would be absurd to kick some white men off their land.

So Burr's plan to make a new nation failed. The national government got involved and were like, "omg no, you can't do that!!!" Like whiney bitches and arrested him for treason.

Though, the Burr-ster never was convicted because at his trial NONE OF HIS THREE FRIENDS would show up. The guy had a total of three follows and they all split when shit got real.

So what I'm trying to say is, be careful who you make friends with, because you just might have to form a new nation with them.

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Again, I'm sorry for taking so long to update :) my minds been quite preoccupied.

Outside where I live looks like a snow globe, it's so beautiful. Take some time to admire the weather today.

Xx
Jo