"W-what!?" he exclaimed. He turned around, looking at Alice for help.
Four and five of clubs came out, Alice thought quickly, then she pulled out her swords and burst into the throne room.
The Red Queen gasped. "What is this rat doing in my castle!? Off with her head too!"
"How dare you call me a rat!" Alice fumed. "You can't just decapitate all the people who don't obey you! You don't even have a real reason to decapitate me!"
The Red Queen stood up off her throne, only then did Alice realize how tall she was.
The Red Queen was at least three feet taller than Alice. Now she was really wondering how those tiny feet could hold up so much.
Alice gulped.
"How dare you tell me how to do my job!" she boomed. "You are just a rat, you have no right telling me how to do my job!"
Alice fell to the ground.
The four and five of clubs were taking The Mad Hatter away.
Alice didn't know what to do.
The Red Queen took a step closer to Alice, and continued ranting about how Alice is a rat and how she shouldn't be in her castle.
Just then, and idea popped into her head.
"Cheshire?" she yelled.
The Cheshire appeared.
"Yes?" he purred. "Oh, congratulations on finding the right castle by the way."
The Red Queen shrieked at the sight of The Cheshire.
The Cheshire turned his head around, like an owl, to face the Queen.
"Wow, you're loud. You act as if I'm a beast." he said.
"C-c-c-cat!" she sneezed.
Alice picked her swords up and cut The Red Queen's tiny legs off.
The Red Queen fell to the floor, sneezing like crazy.
"Get that feline away from me this instant!" she sneezed again.
"I'll remove the cat." Alice said, pointing her swords at the Queen's large neck, "as soon as you tell me if there is a cure, and where it is."
"I don't make deals with ra-" she got cut off as Alice dug her swords into the Queen's neck.
"The cure."
"Okay! Okay! I don't have a cure but I know the person that does!" she put her bands up in surrender.
"Who?" Alice asked, intimidatingly.
"The wizard who lives in the tallest mountain." she said.
"How do I get there?" she asked, digging the swords deeper and deeper.
"I have a guard who can take you! If you'll just release me!" The Queen said.
Alice thought about it for a while, "No, bring the guard out and then I'll release you."
"Fine, fine. Jack!" she called out, her voice horse.
A Jack of clubs came running into the room.
"Take this girl to the mountains to find the wizard." she said.
"Ah, ah, ah," Alice said, "and The Mad Hatter."
"Fine. Her and that small man over there. Four! Five! Release him!"
The four and five of clubs dropped The Mad Hatter.
Alice put her swords away. "And no funny business. Got it?"
The Red Queen huffed.
The Jack followed Alice, who was helping The Mad Hatter to his feet.
"Well, let's get going." Alice said to the Jack.
"Alright, but it will take a couple of days. I packed some supplies." he said, faithfully.
"Alright. Lead the way Sir Jack." she said.
And with that, they were off.
YOU ARE READING
Zombie Alice
FantasyAlice is a peculiar girl, always interested in horror fantasy books, but only ones with pictures. One day she found a place she could just fit in, a wonderful place named: Wonderland. But she had to leave to go back to her original world. One day...