Zombie Alice

Chapter three

"How are we going to invade the castle?" Alice asked.
"It won't be easy, and there will be lots of killing but I'll tell you the plan on the way there." He giggled. "First! You'll need some new weapons. Let me see your swords."
As he said it he took her swords from out of there sheaths.
"Hm, dull." He said plainly.
"What do you mean dull! They work just fine! I used them earlier." she complained.
"Oh? On what?" he asked, intrigued.
Alice sat there in silence, wondering if she should tell him.
"I killed The White Rabbit." She said.
"Oh. Okay." he said. "I never liked him anyway."
"Wha-" she started, but The Mad Hatter cut her off.
"Well! I guess I have some work to do!" he walked deeper into the bunker and flicked on more lights as he did so.
Alice stood and followed him.
The bunker was the same size as his house, maybe even bigger.
In the middle of the bunker was two floating tables with a stone on each of them.
The Mad Hatter stood next to one of the tables, and began to sharpen the sword against the stone.
"Would you mind taking the other sword to the table over there and sharpen it?" he asked Alice.
Alice shrugged and grabbed the sword.
A while later, the swords were finally sharpened. 
"Good!" The Mad Hatter said. "Now, you're obviously going to need other weapons too!"
"I'm fine with just my swords." Alice said.
"Nope! You're going to need More weapons!" He insisted.
Alice sighed.
"Fine."
The Mad Hatter giggled.
He walked over to his wall of weapons and started throwing some at Alice.
"We're going to need this, ooh! And this! And this and this and this." he said as he threw them.
By the time he was done, Alice had weapons all around her feet, and a couple in her hands.
"We're never going to be able to carry all these." Alice said flatly.
"Oh... Right... Well then! Just the essentials!" He said, throwing some back at the wall, they floated back to where they went.
Now, there were only five weapons each, not counting Alice's swords.
"These ones are for you" he said, handing her her weapons.
Alice had her two swords, some throwing knives, a gun with extra ammunition, nunchucks, a metal bat, and a gun looking weapon from Wonderland. All of which had holders that strapped somewhere on her body.
"Hey, what's this?" Alice asked, holding up the Wonderland gun.
"That's a dimension gun. But, uh, only use it if it's absolutely necessary. Okay?" He said.
"Sure." she said.
He looked at her unsure.
Alice sighed. "I promise to only use it if absolutely necessary."
He nodded, only slightly satisfied, and continued to strap weapons to himself.
Once the finished strapping the weapons to themselves they headed out of the bunker.
Then, they started walking through the forest.
"So, how are we getting to the castle?" Alice asked.
"I don't know!" The Mad Hatter said, giggling.
Alice facepalmed again.
"How do you not know?" Alice said, getting annoyed. "You've lived here all your life!"
"I forget." he said, "Maybe if we could find the Cheshire cat, he could help. That is, if he isn't zombified yet."
"Doubt it."
"Let's try! Oh Cheshire! I have some delicious fish for you!" He said, pulling fish out of his pocket.
"How did you get th-" She got cut off by the sound of meowing.
Meow meow.
A smile appeared.
Meow meow.
It tried eating the fish.
"Oh come on Cheshire! You've got to help us before you get the fish!" The Mad Hatter said.
Meow meow.
"Why isn't he talking?" Alice said, confused.
She felt something scratch her leg. She yelped in pain.
Then, something started laughing.
It scratched The Mad Hatter and laughed again.
It would scratch them over and over, laughing each time.
"Enough of this!" Alice said, pulling out her swords.
"Is killing what's messing with you really the first thing that comes to that silly little head of yours?" The Mad Hatter asked.
"Shut up." She said.
Finally, the scratching and laughing stopped.
Alice felt rub against her leg, she looked down to see The Cheshire.