The Weird Randomness of Me 2?!

Someone has tried to deafeat.

SOMEONE HAS TRIED TO DEFEAT ME AS SUPREME RULER OF CANDY SILLY FUNSHINE LAND OF HAPPINESS AND RAINBOWS!!

I MUST DEFEND MY TITLE!!!

MAY THE WEIRDO OFF CONTINUE!!!!!!!

Me- Man those dang peanut robots can fluzow.

The hamster that is stuck in my ear- Say, I just found your brain. It's bigger than I thought it would be.

Me- Thank you, Jarome, but I must be wEIRD for this weird off!

The hamster- THEN GO!

Me- You are right! NOW GET THE HECK OUTTA MY EAR, YA LITTLE RODENT THING!!

The hamster- BUT I LIKE IT HE- Wait, my name is Steve.

Me- WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO JAROME?!

The hamster- I TURNED HIM INTO A BACON SOFA, FOR I AM...

Me- *quickly drumrolls*

The hamster- A PEANUT ROBOT!!! FACE MY PURPLE WRATH OF LASERS!!

Me- NOOOOO, THE LASERS!!

The hamster- AND NOW-

Me- DRUM SOLO, BOW PA TOW BA TOW TOW!!

THE HAMSTER- Yo, that happy volcano just puked up some skittles, is that healthy?

Me- Hm. Don't know. But I do know one thing...

The hamster- AND BEFORE I KILL YOU, I MUST KNOW! WHAT IS THAT THING YOU KNOW?

Me- that... I AM A BURRITO!!!

The hamster- NO WAY, ME TOO!

Me- OH MY GIRAFFE, WE'RE LIKE TWINSIES!!

THE END.

BE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH OF MY AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!