The Weird Randomness of Me 2?!

COMEDIANS!!

My top favorite comedians are now-

• Brian Regan

• Jim Gaffigan

• Jeff Dunham

• Gabriel Iglesias

• *some other guy*

These guys are hilarious! And if you don't know who they are then listen up and I'll tell ya!!

Brian Regan- HILARIOUS!! Reminds me of Tobuscus (automatic like from Tobuscusers) and is loud, is the fourth kid of eight children (WOW) and here is what I can remember from part of an act-

Sometimes my parents would just send us out in the yard for no reason at all. *loud voice* "GO OUT IN THE YARD!" *scared voice* "ok..!" *loud voice* "STAY OUT IN THE YARD!!" *scared voice* "ok..!"

And we didn't know what to do. We just sat there most times. Hey what's you do yesterday? We just say out in the yard. Stayed out in the yard. When you're a kid anything can become a toy. Even the sun. We made a game of who could stare at the sun longest. I do not recommend this.

*brother voice* "ALRIGHT BRIAN! THE RECORD IS FIVE! READY? GO!"

*normal loud voice* "1 2 3 4 5 6!! YEAH! I GOT SIX! I GOT SIX AT THE SUN STARE!!"

*Parent voice* "Brain that's not a good activity."

*normal voice* "I know, I was just about to stop and find a different activity..."

That's what my mom called it. An activity. She told us to go and find an activity so we'd be sitting in mud: "IS THIS A GOOD ACTIVITY??"

One activity we did was put a cement block out in the street because you know, that's where all the cars are. Then the idea was to balance a plank of wood on it to make a ramp and one kid would ride as fast as he could on his bike and see how high he could go.

That is as far as we planned.

He went flipping through the air. "What now?!" "We don't know!"

He hit a mailbox.

Then we have all these nine year old paramedics running over. "GET SOME LEAVES!"

But then the worst part was when someone had to go in an calm mom down before we brought in the banged-up brother.

"Go tell mom"

"No!"

"It's your turn."

"Muuhhh..."

*stutter panic voice* "H-hey mom. Everything's fine..."

She bought that.

"I just wanted to run in at full speed. Oh you know Kevin? Of course you do. Yeah, well you know how his right arm is usually bending like that? Yeah, it's not bending like that. But everything good we already looked at it, but we thought because you said you had to go out and get milk, since you were going out anyways, you might wanna take him to the hospital..."

-fin-

Then there is Jim Gaffigan. He is pale-and-proud and makes lots of jokes about food an animals. Part of act-

Man, bacon bits are like the pixie dust of food. Don't want this baked potato? ABRACA-BACON! Don't like salad? BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BACON! But then it becomes a game of "find the bacon in the lettuce leaves"

-fin-

*Too lazy to write the rest so just look up the other two guys*