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I have this newspaper thing I made and am showing YOU the first issue!!
Here it is!!
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_________ February 12 2014
The AwesomeSauce Times
Breaking News!____________
POTATO FOUND DEAD!
"It was a horrific sight," said a by-stander. The victim, locally known as Potato #24, was thrown into a heating mechanism after being stabbed multiple times with a knife.
The Chief of Potato Police, Potato #12, reported, "You could hear the poor fellow scream, but to the beast committing this crime, it was merely a small hiss." After more traumatizing moments, Potato #24 was taken out of the burning heat and the chopped right in half. Then the victim was thrown back into the blistering heat.
"I nearly fainted," another by-stander said. [They have asked to remain anonymous.]
Then the potato was taken out once more, barely alive, and the beast- known as a human [pronunciation: hue~men]- mashed Potato #24 with a knife and was thrown into a bowl with sour cream and butter and milk. And after that, was devoured.
Later, a human confessed to the murder of Potato #24, but escaped before the law could decide their fate.
We are still on the look out, so keep the cabinet locked and don't go in the kitchen!
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