The Weird Randomness of Me 2?!

THE TRUTH OF PICO!

Welcome. This is the entire truth about Piña Colada Man, you should all know who he is, and if you don't, then go read all of my superhero stories, cuz he's in them.

But Pico, as he has been nicknamed, is not who you think he is... or is he?

Ok, I'm not good at dramatic stuff. But anyways, this is Pico.

Piña Colada Man is really Elias Pedroza (we call him Eli). He's actually a year younger but he's REALLY SUPER smart and skipped a grade. So he was in my class and I had to sit by him one day when we wrote an essay about having super powers.

I liked cheese. So I came up with cheese girl. I let him read my story and he said I should make them into comics because he had his own comic series and character called Piña Colada Man.

So I added him into my comic series (The Amazing Adventures of Cheese Girl) and later I found out he doesn't make comics, and I'm the only one who makes them.

Thanks, Eli.

When I added Pina Colada Man to everything, I kind of exaggerated his personality a little. He's not THAT goofy. But if you dare him to run into a group of people he doesn't know and scream, "I LIKE TACOS!" trust me, he will do it. He has before.

And now Pico has moved away. 😞

And NO, CHOCOLATE BOY DIDN'T take Pico's personality. If anything Pico took it from him.

Because the real Chocolate Boy was born first and acts more goofy.

And that's the facts.