Bat VS Super?

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BATMAN VS SUPERMAN!!

WHO IS BETTER?!?!?! WHAT SUDE ARE YOU ON!???

Everyone likes batman of course. I don't completely understand why though.

He's a rich guy with a lot of weapon stuff and cars and he sounds like he's gargling marbles. SPEAK CLEARLY, BRO!!

Them I kind of am Team Superman. I just thinks cooler. And I never really took sides but I can defend either super hero.

Here is a real conversation-

Madi (Team Batman)- Batman's way cooler.

Me- Meh, Superman doesn't need to be cool, he already has freeze breath.

Madi- Well Batman has a lot of cars, OOH!

Me- Well who needs cars when you can fly faster than any car could dream of driving?

Holley, Other Friend (not sure what side)- Well he has weapons and stuff so he can shoot Superman down!

Me- Dude... Superman can deflect bullets.

Madi- *stomps away madly*

And if someone was hating on Batman I could come up with a defense. I could be a Lawyer in Super Hero Coolness Court. Like really!!

Cuz in the three amigos, the SuperHero Nerd is me. Holley is a Star Wars Geek and Madi... we don't know what she is really...

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