Ok, I have been on...
THE INTERNET!
and a sugar buzz...,
BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT!! I LOOKED UP JOKES AND I GOT ONE!
HERE IT IS, AND IT'S CALLED
"THE BAT BET"
Three vampire bats live together in a cave near three castles. The bats bet who can drink the most blood. So the first one flies off.
Later it comes back with its fangs dripping a little. It points to the first castle.
"Did you see that castle?" The others nod. "I drank the blood of three people."
The second one flies off.
Later it comes back with blood all over its mouth. It points to the second castle.
"Did you see that castle?" The others nod. "I drank the blood of five people."
Then the third one flies off.
Later it comes back COVERED in blood. It points to the third castle.
"Did you see that castle?" The others nod. "Well I didn't."
GET IT?!?!?! :D
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HumorI am eating a pancake. NOM. You may he thinking, What happened to waffles? Well some things change. We're out if waffles anyway. SO... ENJOY! Ⓒ Copyright AwesomeSauceProductions
