WOO HOO I AM SO FRIGGIN PUMPED AND IT ISNT EVEN BECAUSE I HAD SUGAR OR SOMETHING TOTALLY...
OK YEAH, I HAD A COOKIE.
BUT THAT WASN'T IT!
WELL YEAH KINDA...
BUT IT WAS RAINING!!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE???!! Of course not, psh, stalkers.
But where I live raining happens once or rice a year. I said rice. AND IM KEEPING IT.
SO ME AND ALL OF MY BUDDIES WERE AT THE FAIRGROUNDS AND IT STARTED RAINING! FIRST SPRINKLES, THEN DRIZZE, THEN BUCKETS!!
THEN THERE WAS A RAIN GUTTTER THING AND THEN WE HAD A WATERFALL!!
THEN WE STARTED RUNNING AROUND LIKE COO COOS THAT WE SO AREN...
NAH, WE ARE.
SO THEN I WAS POLKA-DOTTED WITH SPOTS AND MY HAIR TURNED BROWN!!! (it does that when it gets wet)
AND THEN MY MOM SAW ME BUT I WAS SCREAMING TOO LOUD TO HEAR.
Then when we weren't allowed to go play outside because it was "dangerous" we went to this room with this stage and me and my friends did a talent show.
Me and Madi (friend)- WE'RE CHICKENS! *does the chicken arm thing* MOO! MOO!
Then Abby V (friend) did an impression of a teenager.
Abby- OH MAH GOSH, SAM, HER OUTFIT IS SO REDIC [pronounced reh-dic] IMA GO PICK A FIGHT WITH HER. *swag walks* HEY YOU, YOUR OUTFIT IS SO REDIC, IMA PUNCH YOU! *girly punches*
...It was funnier in real life.
And I'm in a good mood cuz I got laugh like a hyena, haven't fine it in... since like SEVEN HOURS AGO, HOLY CHEEZBALLS...!
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