Weird off!

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Weird-off shall continue!! I must admit, you are good.

NOW WE SHALL GO AND HAVE A CHAT WITH MY GOOD FRIEND, CHARLIE!!! He is my goldfish. ^-^

Me- CHARLIIIIIEEEE, do you think I'm weird?

*pause*

Me- SHUT UP, WHO ASKED YOU.

Me- *Looks at donut* LARRY! TAKE ME TO MY PIXIE DUST DRAGON!!

Larry- Kangarrrrrroooo, away!!

Me- DARTH VADER, GROW A BRAIN!

Charlie the fish- *bubble*

Me- WHERE IS MY FUZZY CAPE!?

My apricot, Twoboo- I CRUSHED IT!!

Me- YOU CRUSHED MY CAPE?! YOU CRUSHED MY FUZZY CAPE?!?!?! DATS IT-

Twoboo- IM GETTING A PET DINGO

Me- YOU DONT KNOW HOW STUPID LOLLIPOPS ARE!

Me- Aw, crap. ED SHERAN GOT OUT AGAIN!! GO! BACK TO YOUR KENNEL!!

ME- WHERE IS THAT OWL?! OH SNAP, IT WENT TO NARNIA WITHOUT ME, I WILL POOP SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!

Skittles- *sad face*

TO BE CONTINUED CUZ I AM A WOOLY BLUE HOODOO AND I MAKE HOODOO STEW, #Moshimonsters!!!!!!

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