Pufferfish sitting in the ocean
Sippin his little cup of tea
He failed his driving test eight times
And went downstairs to pee
...
Little pebble on the sandy floor
Collectin nothin but dust!
He thought he would be a rockstar
But that was a total bust
...
Dragon sitting in the castle
Guarding the princess inside
Has eaten twelve knights already
Those idiots shouldn't have tried
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Silly unicorns eat rainbows
And poop skittles soon after
Then cough up a cherry that makes
The MnMs roar with laughter.
...
I am a spy
Called OOTacoSauce
Nobody's seen me
Because I am boss
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The aliens want to take people
And see if they're any smart
Half of the time they pick up cows
Aliens are idiots at heart
...
That was random poem time
I made it up on the spot
I guess I'll see you tomorrow
I want a tater tot
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