The Weird Randomness of Me 2?!

Random Guac

HELLO! THIS IS THE NEW RANDOMNESS SERIES, MY AWESOMITES!!

THIS WILLBE THE RANDOM-EST GUAC YOU'VE EVER EATEN.

And... you know. It will be random. Random stories, random words, lot of random stuff.

AND NO SERIOUSNESS INCLUDED!! NOPE, NU-UH, ZILCH, NADA, IF YOU WANT THAT GO TO A LAME BOOK, NO SERIOUS HERE, KETCHUP SAUCE, NOPE-A-DOODLE-DEE-DA,

BAH-BYE!

SO I HAVE THIS- erm, caps lock. Ok, I have this narrative story to write FOR SCHOOL and it is about an epic super hero called ELECTRA⚡ who lives in Storm City and then there's an alien/robot team-up/takeover.

IT WILL BE EPIC AND I AM ON PAGE 5!!!

Guacamoleeeee!

I wrote a poem about Taco Soup, wanna hear it? Ok, here it goes.

(To da tune of Hokey Pokey)

YOU TAKE AN AVERAGE TACO

YOU PUT IN SOME SOUP

YOU SMASH IT INTO BITS

AND THEN YOU EAT UNTIL YOU POOP.

YOU GET ANOTHER TACO AN YOU DO IT AGAIN, WOW!

DAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! *clap clap*

Literally what I did to try and sleep. (It's all Tobuscuses fault cuz he also tried this)

Me- Ok, lets do this, just like we practiced every night. *snore snore* Thats not helping. Pretend your at school. Augh, learning no, learning...

And I literally fell asleep.

So how is everybody doing.

LITTLE GUACAMOLES! I HAVE A SURPRISE!!

fOr I aM sEcReTlY BLACK CUERVO!!! ...*sees animal* This must remain our secret goat. *goat faints*

WAIT A MINUTE I AM NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER FROM A REALLY GOOD NICKELODEON SHOW FROM LIKE 2009 OR SOMETHING!

I AM...

Actually I don't know. I need a this dimension hero.

In another dimension I am Cheese Girl. In the mystical dimension of @TheAmigos I am Potato Girl. And then here I am me.

WHOA, I COULD BE...

Nope, ok, I'm lost.

Comment what I could be in dis dimension!

WAIT! WHO WANTS TO SEE A MAGIC TRICKS???

FOLLOW DA INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Go to the end of this chapter.

2. Click the star button.

3. Here's the magic part- I get more votes!

I TOTALLY TRICKED YOU GUYS.

WHAT? YOU DIDNT FALL FOR IT? WELL, DATS TOO BAD BECAUSE I AM CANDY GIRL!

No, really, DATS MY DIS DIMENSION HERO!

Man, I forgot!!!

I just don't like that randomly my other identities are lost!!

THANK YOU HOT CHEETO GIRL FOR CHANGING YOUR HERO I MEAN GOSH, THANKS.

Does the title sound dramatic- Yes, I think it does.

SO I HAVE A STORY TO TELL YOU.

There once was a coin that had a design of a dragon on it. Then someone threw it in a volcano and the volcano blew up and then every chupacabra on earth barfed up a goat.