You know what I love about randomness books? I can write anything! IcanaddnospacesifIfeellikeit! Once upon a time and still I can write random stories out of nowhere!
AND YOU CAN'T QUESTION ME! (?\)
So here's a random story!
Once upon a time there was a rabbit named Phillip. He wore an AWESOMESAUCE bowtie.
But there were three local meanies named Turd, Buttwipe, and Snot. They were totally uncoral. One day the Fart Buddies (as Phillip has nicknamed them) stole his AwesomeTacoSauce bowtie and threw it in a well.
Phillip was sad because he lost his really cool tie. He sat on the edge of the well and cried. Then Phillip fell backwards and fell into the well! (heh heh, rhymes)
He was reunited with his bowtie, but now he was stuck in a well! Then a pretty fairy appeared in the twinkling of an eye.
Phillip was amazed!
"Why are you sad little rabbit?" asked the fairy.
"Well I am stuck in this well obviously and I can't get out." said Phillip sadly.
The fairy nodded and waved her magic wand. Then the bunny grew super epic blue wings which he got to fly away on.
The Fart Buddies got jealous and threw walnuts at him as he flew by, but Phillip didn't care.
Because he had an awesome bowtie.
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HumorI am eating a pancake. NOM. You may he thinking, What happened to waffles? Well some things change. We're out if waffles anyway. SO... ENJOY! Ⓒ Copyright AwesomeSauceProductions
